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<\/p>\nThere are articles galore showing us responsible adults how we can get kids to eat more fruit and vegetables \u2013 and all the creative ways we can present it to make it absolutely irresistible.<\/p>\n
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All good stuff.<\/p>\n
However, almost 50% of the adult population in New Zealand fails to meet current Ministry of Health recommendations<\/a> with respect to fruit and vegetable intake. That is, at least three servings of vegetables and two of fruit daily.<\/p>\n It\u2019s time to look after ourselves as well.<\/p>\n It\u2019s time for adults to take action and eat more fruit and veg. They say sex sells, so what better way to entice your loving partner to eat more fruit and vegetables than transforming all that good, healthy food into something a little bit naughty.<\/p>\n Come Come While I’d love to hear more ideas from all of you, here are four racy ways to get adults to eat more vegetables.<\/p>\n Blend your fruit with some sexy strawberries and powerful protein. For some extra energy, serve it prior to that \u2018morning workout\u2019 for two. This recipe as no dairy, so it\u2019s light on the tummy. Added bonus \u2013 no crumbs in the bed.<\/p>\n 50g strawberries, raspberries or mixed berries Summer satisfaction, guaranteed. If it\u2019s a snuggle month like Winter, simply skip the ice.<\/p>\n Nothing is sexier than a man cutting up a pineapple. Cutting pineapple is tough on a woman\u2019s delicate hands (right ladies!?!), so it’s a great way\u00a0for man to express his\u00a0love for woman. A display of manly prowess is simply not complete without a macho pineapple cutting session.<\/p>\n Let your woman sit back, relax and be pampered. And nothing says relaxation like a pina colada.<\/p>\n Hey, you have a lovely bunch of coconuts.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Here\u2019s a delicious pina colada sans alcohol to perk up your relationship.<\/p>\n 1 cup chopped fresh pineapple Must be served accompanied with the following words:<\/p>\n Baby, if you were a fruit you\u2019d be a fineapple.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n \u2026 blender.<\/p>\n 1\u00a0cucumber Cucumber is one of the healthiest, most perfect things to insert into your orifice. I’m talking about your mouth, you filthy minx.<\/p>\n If you were a vegetable you’d be a cutecumber<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Sex is funny.\u00a0Despite our\u00a0best efforts, it’s\u00a0very rarely as perfect and erotic as this,\u00a0below<\/em>.<\/p>\n Luckily fruit is always funny. When it’s not busy being all healthy and good for you, it’s rather hilarious. And strangely kinky.<\/p>\n Hey baby let’s play a fruity game … I pop your cherry with my banana.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n OR<\/p>\n Hey handsome. Let me lick your cherries.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n Eat your heart out, 50 Shades Of Grey<\/em>. Couples in love, renew your love of all things fruit and vegetables together. Enjoy a healthy, long life\u00a0together while reading out loud in bed the book\u00a0Eat Me<\/em>\u00a0by Linda Jaivin – some of the best erotic fiction ever written, a best seller in the USA and Australia back in 1995.<\/p>\n She ran her fingers over the fresh figs. Surprising little sacs they were. Funny, dark and wrinkled, yet so exquisite on the tongue. Mother Nature had surely been thinking of Father Nature when she invented figs. – Eat Me<\/p>\n Feel free to, ahem, take as many photos as you like of your new healthy exploits. Erotic wall art print anyone? 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\nleh we go to de carnival
\nYou be banana
\nI be avocado<\/p>\n
\nleg we hug-up
\nan brace-up
\nan sweet one another up
\n–\u00a0Grace Nichols<\/p><\/blockquote>\n1. Whip it. Whip it good.<\/h2>\n
\n100g silken tofu
\n1 cup unsweetened almond milk
\n1 cup of ice<\/p>\n![\"Food](\"https:\/\/www.canvasfactory.co.nz\/blog\/app\/uploads\/Food-Porn-Wall-Art-Fruit-Vegetables-Strawberry-Low.jpg\")
<\/p>\n2. Relax, honey, while I do all the work.<\/h2>\n
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\n1\/4 cup chilled pineapple juice
\n1\/2 medium banana
\n1\/4 cup light coconut milk
\n1\/2 cup crushed ice<\/p>\n![\"Food](\"https:\/\/www.canvasfactory.co.nz\/blog\/app\/uploads\/Food-Porn-Wall-Art-Fruit-Vegetables-Woman-Pina-Colada-Low.jpg\")
<\/p>\n3. Put a cucumber in your \u2026<\/h2>\n
\n2\u00a0green apples, halved
\n4 stalks\u00a0celery, leaves removed
\n1\/2\u00a0lemon, peeled
\n1 (2cm) piece\u00a0fresh ginger
\n6 leaves\u00a0kale (optional as, while it’s wonderfully healthy, there is absolutely nothing sexy about kale)<\/p>\n![\"Food](\"https:\/\/www.canvasfactory.co.nz\/blog\/app\/uploads\/Food-Porn-Wall-Art-Fruit-Vegetables-Cucumber-Juice-Low.jpg\")
<\/p>\n4. Get silly<\/h2>\n
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