{"id":2896,"date":"2016-04-14T13:04:16","date_gmt":"2016-04-14T03:04:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.canvasfactory.co.nz\/blog\/?p=2896"},"modified":"2016-04-14T16:56:08","modified_gmt":"2016-04-14T06:56:08","slug":"funny-birthday-quotes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.canvasfactory.co.nz\/blog\/funny-birthday-quotes\/","title":{"rendered":"Funny Birthday Quotes"},"content":{"rendered":"

Birthdays. Some people love them. Some people hate them. Personally, I\u2019m all for a day spent focused on me, celebrating me and you know, getting presents for me. And just quietly I like to think of myself as a fine wine, I totally get better with age. Birthdays are seriously the best.<\/p>\n

However, not everybody shares my love of celebrating the day we were born and participating in all sorts of birthday-centric activities. In fact, many people like to ignore the day altogether (calm down Debby Downers). So I thought we\u2019d put together some funny birthday quotes to help your friends and family cope with their impending doom, I mean impending birthday because life doesn\u2019t have to be so serious. We\u2019re not getting out alive anyway!<\/p>\n

Birthday Wishes To Make Your Mother Giggle<\/h2>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

\u2022 Happy birthday, mum! Oh, and by the way thanks for the genes that gave me these rocking good looks.
\n\u2022 I wanted to make sure you got a nice birthday card because you\u2019ve had to put up with a lot of obnoxious behavior over the years\u2026\u2026. But enough about dad. Happy Birthday!
\n\u2022 You really are my favourite mum! Happiest Day of Birth!
\n\u2022 Happy Birthday to the family member I\u2019m least ashamed of to be related to.
\n\u2022 Count your blessings, not your wrinkles! Happy B’day Mum!
\n\u2022 Don\u2019t worry about getting older mum! Our age is just the number the world has been enjoying us for!
\n\u2022 Cheers on your birthday mum! One step closer to adult underpants!
\n\u2022 Happy Birthday to a mum that is smart, good-looking and funny. Love your daughter, who you\u2019ve clearly passed these traits onto.<\/p>\n

Funny Birthday Messages For Your Dad<\/h2>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

\u2022 Happy birthday Dad! If you ever need validation in the form of a present. Just look at me! I\u2019m the most attractive present you\u2019ve ever received.
\n\u2022 Happy birthday Dad! I would have gotten you a card with a heartfelt saying on it. But then we would have to back-slap it out like men. No-one needs to see that.
\n\u2022 Dad! Age is just a number. But in your case a really high one!
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to the world\u2019s greatest farter. I mean FATHER!
\n\u2022 Dear Dad. I\u2019m wishing nothing but smiles for you on your birthday. With the teeth, you still have of course!
\n\u2022 Dad. I wish I was more like you. You can fall asleep wherever you want. I want to do that! Happy B’day.
\n\u2022 Dearest Dad. You had a dad bod before it was cool. Happy Birthday!
\n\u2022 Hey, Dad. Can I borrow some money? I mean\u2026.Happy Birthday (but can I still borrow some money?)!<\/p>\n

B\u2019day Wishes to Make Your Sister Laugh<\/h1>\n

\"Funny
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to my much much much much much much much older sister
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to my sister that has the best sister in the world
\n\u2022 I smile because I\u2019m your sister. I laugh because there\u2019s nothing you can do about it. Happy birthday!
\n\u2022 Two tips on your birthday. 1) Forget the past, you can\u2019t change it. Forget the present, I didn\u2019t get you one. Happy birthday, sis!!
\n\u2022 You are lucky I made all the mistakes for you first. You\u2019re welcome and happy birthday!
\n\u2022 My Dear Sister, You are mum\u2019s second favorite child… Guess who is no. #1 . . . \ud83d\ude42 Happy birthday!
\n\u2022 Happy birthday little sister. You\u2019re hardly annoying at all anymore.
\n\u2022 Happy birthday, sis! Hope your day is as fun and amazing as I am\u2026\u2026Good luck with that!<\/p>\n

Happy Birthday Notes For Your Brother<\/h2>\n

\"Funny<\/p>\n

\u2022 Happy birthday, bro. I love how we don\u2019t have to say out loud how obvious it is I\u2019m your favourite sister.
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to the man who is like the little sister I never had!
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to a brother who has the world\u2019s greatest bro. Dang, you\u2019re lucky!
\n\u2022 Happy 24 hours of facebook notifications bro! Have a good day!
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to mum and dad\u2019s second favourite child!
\n\u2022 You\u2019re older today than yesterday, but younger than tomorrow. Happy B\u2019day bro!
\n\u2022 Brother, I know it isn\u2019t easy being related to someone who is as bright, talented and good-looking as me. Happy birthday.
\n\u2022 As far as brother\u2019s go, you\u2019re alright. But that hugging crap has to stop or this birthday will be your last.<\/p>\n

Funny Birthday Quotes For Your Besties<\/h2>\n

\"Funny
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to my best friend. May your day be filled with joy and laughter. Who am I kidding? Get drunk and party.
\n\u2022 Happy birthday, friend. Facebook didn\u2019t tell me. I haven\u2019t logged in yet I swear.
\n\u2022 Happy birthday to my best friend. Here\u2019s to another year of laughing at our own jokes, dealing with special people and keeping us both sane.
\n\u2022 May your Facebook wall be filled with birthday wishes from people you\u2019ve never met haven\u2019t seen in years or genuinely couldn\u2019t care less about
\n\u2022 It has been scientifically proven that too many birthdays\u2019 kill you! Happy Birthday Friend!
\n\u2022 I will post a humorous birthday wish on your wall so all your friends think how funny and thoughtful I am. Yes, even your birthday is about me.
\n\u2022 May we be friends till we are old and senile. And then we will be new friends. Happy birthday!<\/p>\n

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Celebrating your birthday soon? Why not take your favourite images from the day and turn them into beautiful canvas prints to hang around your home, to remind your visitors you only get better with age. Get started today<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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